There is a ban on men becoming aroused in public.
In this small town, there is one block in the middle of town that requires a $25 permit to park there for six months. During the night, even with a permit the cars must be moved (For street-cleaning). When the ice/snow storms come through and the street cleaners may not operate, the police still enforces the law that makes parking at night illegal.
It is against the law to drop your pants so low that ones underwear shows, or 5 inches below the waist.
All fire hydrants must be checked one hour before all fires.
One may not shoot any dog that is found wandering the streets.
The sale of alcohol is prohibited.
It is required that a woman have a permit to wear cosmetics.
Every outlet or switch (which can be purchased for 59 cents) that is installed requires an electrical inspection fee of 1 dollar and 33 cents.
It is still illegal to bring a donkey or a mule onto a trolley car.
No one is allowed to sleep on a refrigerator.
You cannot walk backwards eating peanuts in front of the Barnstormers Auditorium during a performance.
Horses are not to be tied to parking meters.
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