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Advice from Kids:

  1. Never trust a dog to watch your food. - Patrick, age 10
  2. When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him. - Michael, 14
  3. Never tell your mom her diet's not working. - Michael, 14
  4. Stay away from prunes. - Randy, 9
  5. Never pee on an electric fence. - Robert, 13
  6. Don't squat with your spurs on. - Noronha, 13
  7. Don't pull dad's finger when he tells you to. - Emily, 10
  8. When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair. - Taylia, 11
  9. Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment. - Traci, 14
  10. Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time. - Kyoyo, 9
  11. You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. - Armir, 9
  12. Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick. - Lauren, 9
  13. Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat. - Joel, 10
  14. When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone. - Alyesha, 13
  15. Never try to baptize a cat. - Eileen, 8